• Neptune: Hey there, snow angel.
  • Weiss: For someone who’s 70% water you don’t look very refreshing.
  • Yang: BURNNNN!
  • Blake: Water cannot be burned.
  • Yang: EVAPORATEEE!

forgottencolourofsnow:

THE NEXT EPISODE LOOKS LIKE THE BIG CHANGE IN MAKO AND HARU’S RELATIONSHIP

I’M NOT READY

(via insanityfavorsme)

jaclcfrost:

if no one has told you recently or even if someone has told you recently let me just say

  • i am proud of you
  • i hope your day was ok
  • i hope tomorrow is ok
  • i hope your whole week is ok
  • you are rad as heck
  • you being here and alive makes everything even more rad as heck
  • and dang
  • you are hella cute

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samspurity:

i recently unfollowed a lot of inactive blogs and i wanna follow more blogs, so reblog this if you post any of these and i’ll check your blog out

  • supernatural
  • teen wolf
  • harry potter
  • doctor who
  • marvel
  • hunger games

(via sexydestiel)

ryanccole:

monasticmaestoso:

portalgifs:

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

but it’s 65% more bullet per bullet

Wait a second are you telling me

that Portal is such a perfect goddamn game that they even have an explanation for why a video game protagonist can withstand being shot multiple times??????????

(via gavin-is-screaming)

stephrc79:

adamantsteve:

God I bet..
I bet Sam fucking LOVES having guests. So he actually made a fucking massive breakfast for them, and he doesn’t know what these guys eat - Natasha’s tiny, so Sam makes a fruit salad, but then, maybe Steve (who’s huge) likes fruit salad too, so he ends up with a punchbowl full of fruit. But then also waffles and pancakes, and eggs… though who knows how these people eat their eggs? Sam likes scrambled, but he boils some just in case, and sets up a frying pan in case either of them wants fried. Better put some water on to boil in case someone wants poached…. While he has the eggs out, might as well make french toast. But then actually, Natasha’s european, right? They like that weird-ass continental breakfast shit, so he rolls up some little bits of ham and cheese, which looks weird without croissants and muffins and whatnot so he nips out to get some. And some juice. And some tea. And some hair straighteners.

And so Natasha eats a few bits of everything, but Steve… well Steve grew up during a time where you did not waste food - clearing your plate is ingrained in him, so. Yeah, he did have a big breakfast. He had all the breakfast.

And some hair straighteners.

(via datsparklez)

fuckyeahthescarletwitch:

Female-lead action movies just don’t sell.

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the-lady-of-reichenbach:

trolllbogies:

A Ravenclaw uses Alohomora

A Slytherin uses a lockpick

A Gryffindor charges to ram the door down

A Hufflepuff tries the doorknob and finds it wasn’t locked in the first place.

Finds

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